Sprinklers

I don't much trust sprinklers. I've heard the party line: properly installed, they're the most efficient means of watering. But what I see is the broken head, a geyser-like spout, water pooling in driveways, and along foundations, spilling over sidewalks, waterlogged, rotten clapboard, a play hazard.

Maybe I'm dissembling--it's about the grass. Everything's about the grass.

I got no beef with drip systems.